YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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