What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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