I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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