I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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