what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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