whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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