he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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