No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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