i think my tv is drunk
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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