we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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