hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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