respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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