Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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