To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
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Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.