worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.