is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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