After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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