He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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