question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I need to sanitize my soul.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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