well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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