Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
We had sex on a dog bed..
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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