do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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