Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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