Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
We named our party play list daddy issues
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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