Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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