So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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