his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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