why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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