dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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