sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
The Olympian is in my bed
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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