There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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