someone get that fucking seahorse.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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