do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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