when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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