Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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