It's like a toaster oven for my penis
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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