My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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