Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
