why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Found the puke drawer
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
how drunk are you?
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