thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
love makes seman taste better
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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