so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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