I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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