wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
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I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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