today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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