I hate all girls vehemently.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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