try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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