I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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