In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Just invented taco cereal.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize