going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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