just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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