Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
My life is pants optional.
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