Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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