But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
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i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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