So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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