Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
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Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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