One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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