No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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