butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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