making cat noises will not fix the situation.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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