Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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